In tv's latest reality show, REPUBLICAN
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, the producers have upped the ante. No more
getting voted off the island or “fired.” Lose ground in a debate
and you Get Your Balls Cut Off
by one of the other contestants.
So
Trumpelstiltskin went on tv again. He went to a debate and said
things with his balls. He also said things with his brain and his
ass but nobody could tell the difference. They didn't know if he was a
smart-ass or a lame-brain. But then Fox News said,
“Trumpelstiltskin, get your balls cut off.”
So
Trumpelstiltskin chose a technology executive so she would do a good
job. And then everybody said, Ha,ha, Trumpelstiltskin got his balls
cut off by a girl. Now he doesn't have any balls.
“Don't worry,” surgeon Fiorina assured him. “You're still bald.”
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