The Florida electorate really knows how
to shake things up. Here's some typical dinner table talk:
“Congressman Ron Desantis is a real
asshole.”
“Yup. Smell 'im a mile away.”
“You know it. That there's the
authentic article.”
“You betcha.”
“Let's make him guv'ner.”
“Alright.”
“And while we're at it, the guv'ner
we got now's a real ding-dong.”
Heads start nodding in consideration.
“Yup. No doubt about it. Whyn't we make him Senitter?
“Cuz he ain't no career politician.”
"Alright."
"Alright."
Like Dylan said, “The time's they are
a–changing.”
Changing diapers.
