The Never Ending Story

And so here we go again. They're robbing the aquifer, fricking the land, addicting the general population with cell phones now that lung cancer has gone out of style (addictions of course being the most powerful incentive to keep going to that job every day).   And hey! Looky here – the circus is back in town – under the big top - here's Bevis and Butthead times 5 running for leader of the free world. Look at that - commentators speaking in serious tones about what they say, proving that it's important. Think and talk about this. It will divert your mind from meaningful events happening around you.  And while you're at it, look at JEB!, the candidate with no last name.  He doesn't need one for identification purposes, does he, out there getting that token resistance so it doesn't seem like an anointment when he gets the nod.  What a hell of a family.  Let's try another one.  There's got to be something in that trash pile we can use.   It's a national resource  'cause there's still more where that came from.  Probably recycle 'em eventually if they run out.  Yeeehaaa.

Sure democracy is a concept sacred only to the rabble, who are down here hoping for some recognition of their individual worth; and to those who don't require  representation, nothing beyond the not-binding rules of a hilarious  game.  It's probably good they still feel the need to entertain us.  When that stops we better run for the hills.