Thursday, October 10, 2019

Only humans create art and only humans are impressed by it.

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

it's all in the setting

Peanut butter on your toast looks delicious.  The same thing on your lawn looks like dog shit.

Tuesday, August 06, 2019

Apparently the White House Chief of Staph is also stupid. As is anyone at this point who fails to recognize the deliberate role of the media in the perpetration and perpetuation of civilian mass killings as well as the time-honored government sanctioned ones. It's a form of random capital punishment they call capitalism. There it is – the demon unmasked. Again. Why is the outcry still and forever misdirected?   They do say love is blind.

Friday, July 26, 2019

fishermen ain't the biggest liars

I've been laid up for a week with a foot injury but the long term wound will be to my already weakened brain, from exposure to television. In the course of this marathon Orlando's WKMG has been running a montage designed to convince people how great their news show is, how honest they are and how they're just out there making everybody's lives better in the community.

Somehow they feel it's important to give the impression that one of their female reporters goes fishing, probably to bolster the “just folks” feeling. In aid of this goal they show her pretending to cast a spinning rod.from a seawall. Apparently nobody at that station ever went fishing or even knows what fishing is, especially her, because no one on Earth can cast a spinning rod they way she's holding it. It's far worse, even, then upside down spinning reel syndrome.

My question is, “If they can't even be trusted to put together an ad without trying to deceive their viewers, then how much peanut butter is really on the moon?
Spread this level of integrity over the entire country, local and national news, exaggerate it commensurate with the perceived size of a given story and that's an awful lot of cream cheese buttocks in Peoria. And why shouldn't we?

Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Is there intelligent life in outer space?   Dolphins want to know.