Saturday, September 30, 2017

Excerpt from my latest novel, The Last Opus of Hector Berlioz, 2016, more timely by the day: the scene is chapter 17, Peace Camp.

Let us stand with hands over hearts and not say the Pledge of Allegiance. Instead I want you kids to think how amazing life really is on our planet and how great that we get to live it. Think about how fun it is that tomorrow comes and the day after and the day after. And how we get one chance to experience it and what an outrageous opportunity that is.”
Ronnie Vogel belched. Hector Berlioz cringed, then told the tittering campers to calm back down.
“Have you heard about the nuclear bombing of Japan to end world War 2?” he asked thirty indifferent peace campers sitting cross legged and sprawling on the grass.
All nodded their heads hypnotically. Ronnie said, “The Japs had it comin'.”
“They did not,” Doreen Rampi retorted.
“This is what Admiral Leahy, chief of staff to President Truman said about it:
"'It is my opinion that the use of this barbarous weapon at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was of no material assistance in our war against Japan. The Japanese were already defeated and ready to surrender because of the effective sea blockade and the successful bombing with conventional weapons. In being the first to use it, we had adopted an ethical standard common to the barbarians of the Dark Ages.'
“Were the barbarians of the Dark Ages Good Guys?”
Most of the campers shook their heads. “That's why we call it the Dark Ages, isn't it? It's something we are told we have emerged from into the light of humanity, so we can see our advancement.”
They nodded automatically.
“Well then, how could this guy be right? We're the good guys. The ones everybody is always glad to see.”
“I'll bet he was a spy,” Ronnie asserted.
“Even so, what if,” Berlioz posed, “the residents of Hiroshima had known what was coming and they were able to call the pilot of the Enola Gay over the radio?”
A few campers returned to giggling. “What's that?” Ronnie blurted. “A queer lizard?”
“He didn't say a gay anole,” Doreen chided.”
“Well then, what...”
“It's the plane that flew over a Japanese city called Hiroshima into which the people in the plane dropped an atom bomb. You ever been next to a tiny firecracker when it goes off? Imagine being next to an atom bomb. Soon city officials would be rescued from boring issues like a storm drain blockage or a down telephone line.”
“Cool,” Ronnie said.
Hector tried not to hate Ronnie, maybe his parents just a little. “Don't you think they were entitled to a telephone call? A chance to argue for not being arbitrarily disintegrated?”
Being children, they recognized sense in what Berlioz was saying and to their surprise, became interested.
“Heck, in this country we get to contest a twenty dollar parking ticket. Suppose Hiroshima residents were lined up, each with a minute to talk to the pilot on a phone that could translate their words into English. Women telling about the stupid but lovable things their husbands do, men speaking proudly, hopefully of their children, children telling what they plan to do when they grow up, grandparents speaking of their legacy. Suppose this went on and on as the plane flew thirteen hours toward its target. What would the pilot say to them? That they were wrong? That the bomb he carried was for a military target and they could go on with their lives? What if they convinced him of how bad it would be? Would he try to tell each caller why it was alright that he would end their lives soon, take away their trip to the country, their next family vacation parents had worked toward all year, render obsolete the good grades students had worked hard to achieve, make a joke of Mom's recent visit to the grocery, blow to Kingdom Come all their emotions; and it wasn't really his fault because his country had told him to do it and he had pledged allegiance to that country all his life so he had no choice? That his allegiance to his country had entitled him to kill them and stop all their hopes and dreams, all their love for life and one another? What if one of the callers said, 'but your country doesn't tell you to do this. Only your government does. Have you pledged allegiance to the government? You do this not because you are forced to but because you agreed to. When you stand before God he may ask you who told you you could drop that bomb and what a poor excuse will be your government then.'
“And then the line went dead. Suppose the pilot got thinking about that last call and ...to be continued















Thursday, September 21, 2017

where's the leeches?

the tide of medical advance is held back by the fact that it must remain simple enough for doctors to understand how to use it.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

One Enormous Sneeze


 

Kate Smith was belting out the quintessential God Bless America as she does every time I'm selling books at the Lake Ebola Farmers Market. The concept always struck me as a bit nutty. I never could understand exactly what that's supposed to be and why Captain Creation would want to do it. Or why She would have to be reminded to if She was up for it.
Since they're so bent on instilling nationalistic fervor at every conceivable televised American sporting event, they ought to just play a record of Kate Smith. Nobody does it like her. She could get Quakers marching off to war.
As I listened to this great rendition, it struck me my confusion lies in the dishonest terminology. What people really mean is God Bless Americans but that's too self centered and might put God off. Not to mention it wouldn't even sound right to us. We could shorten it to God Bless Us but then people in other countries could steal it.
It's a common way modern patriotism seems to work- Obfuscation. It's supposed to be this glorious land we're worried about defending. America – that place we're already engaged in devastating without any outside help. The mission of all media is just to obstruct clarity.
The way I see it God already blessed America – when she made it. It's probably a one time thing. The Indians seem to have been satisfied with that but European man had a better idea.

Saturday, September 16, 2017

I kid you not. Donald Trump is the president of the United States. No. Really. I'm not making this up. You have to believe me........ Why would I make this up?

Let me put it another way. The president of the United States is Donald Trump. Yes, that Donald Trump. (click)

the futility of trying to warn the past


Just remember to live each day like it's the first day of the rest of your wife.

Saturday, September 09, 2017

I've just started seeing Irma's most desperate victims - the local news people struggling to come up with something to report.  It's heart wrenching.   Irma's fizzle is the disaster they failed to prepare for.

Friday, September 08, 2017

humans - you gotta love 'em

How people love a line.  Looking at televised views of miles of evacuees stuck in north bound highway lanes scorning the empty side across the median, in some cases to the end of their gas, explains a lot.  We're a herd animal really with little desire to think and act for ourselves.

Strange that the talking faces don't remark about this illogical behavior or the fact that interstate highways are not the only roads available.  Interesting that the powers that be don't block off the south bound lanes to the few cars on them and officially open at least some of  them to evacuees.  Perhaps they just don't care.  

I'm pretty sure it would take only one innovative soul crossing over to start the migration.  It would be a beautiful thing to behold.  Maybe the start of a new day. 

Monday, September 04, 2017

for the head scratchers

Whatever favor the current president enjoys among Americans may be understood in light of the fact that the donut's popular appeal lies in what's missing.