enuff already

So then Trumplestiltskin came back to Earth and tried to be president again but Barak O'Bama said, “No, man. Look at you. You're a zombie.”

Then Trumpelstiltskin looked at himself and it even scared him. So he had a lot of baby black people and then called up Hilary Clinton and asked her to kill all the Irish people and Hilary Clinton said she probably would. Then Trumpelstiltskin loved Barak O'bama and sent him a giant scab off the top of his head where his beautiful spun gold used to be. Then all the Arabs started having baby Mexicans and that really made them stop and think.

the end