Return of Trumpelstiltskin

So Trumpelstiltskin rubbed his hands together excitedly.  But just before he said what the deal would be, he noticed a talking Bush nearby.  The Bush said, “Trumpelstiltskin, you like Hilary Clinton and think she can talk to Irabians.  That sounds like you’re not conservative.   You can’t be president anymore, Trumpelstiltskin.   I’m going to impeach you.”

                Then Trumpelstiltskin said, “You can’t impeach me, you stupid Bush.  I’m dead.”

                “Oh no,” the Buish wailed, “Trumpelstiltskin is dead.  Trumpelstiltskin is dead.”

                Trumpelstiltskin just looked at it.  “Bushes are stupid,” he thought.

                Thinking distracted Trumpelstiltskin so much that he stood up and the Customs official Martian got away.   Then the Martian yelled, “Ha! Ha!  No deal for the illegal alien!”

                When Trumpelstiltskin heard that, he decided he might as well rape all the Martians as long as he was there.  But then he saw Barak O’Bama coming in an angel drawn chariot. 

                Barak O’Bama yelled, “Saints be praised,Trumpelstiltskin, you’re in my care now.  You can’t escape just by flopping around in space.  I’m everywhere.”

                So Trumpelstiltskin got in the chariot but he smelled so bad by then that Barak O’Bama kicked him back to Earth.  “Here’s your second chance, Stiltskin,” he said.

                  

More to come…