Love Happens

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“You can’t digest me, you stupid Trumpelstiltskin,” John McCain blithered like an idiot, dancing around taking pot shots at his adversary.

So Trumpelstitskin went to Paris to escape John McCain and there he fell in love with the Statue of Liberty.  “I must return to the Statue of Liberty,” he said and started swimming across the ocean.  He swam and he swam and he swam some more.  Trumpelstiltskin saw many wonderful things on his odyssey but then he saw John McCain swimming toward him.  He didn’t know what to do and then it was all over.  John McCain  got married to Trumpelstiltskin and had a Negro child.

                “This is crazy,” thought Trumpelstitskin.  “Why is our child a Negro?”

                Then Barak Obama was in big trouble.