Dang that Trumpelstiltskin

...continued from previous blog, The Legend of Trumpelstiltskin


Trumpelstiltskin journeyed to Barak O’Bama’s house and said,  “Why does my baby look like you?”

“I’m thinkin’,” Barak O’Bama said in his thick Irish brogue, “Why do you look like my butt?”

So then Trumpelstiltskin ate Rick Perry’s daughter.

When Trumpelstiltskin belched, that was the shot heard ‘round the world.  Rick Perry’s daughter flew out and strangled John McCain.

So John McCain got strangled just because of Trumpelstiltskin.  What a Trumpelstiltskin.  Now where’s John McCain when we really need him?

 Meanwhile Trumpelstiltskin went back to Paris to let things cool off a bit.  He was talking to the Hunchback of Notre Dame one day when they both got an idea.  But they were different ideas.