If I was a woman, and I'm not saying I
ever was, I would have the biggest vagina in the world. I could
shoot rockets out of it. I'd fly over Arabia and bomb the crap out
of ISIS with it. And the most. I would have the most vaginas
anybody ever saw. Believe me. It's true. I'd have them all over
my hair. Hell. All over the White House. I'd leave them
everywhere. To hell with the Mexican president.
The kind of woman I'd be is
unbelievable. You can't believe it. I'd be the prototype for the
next generation. Hey – I might go ahead and be black. If you're
gonna be a woman, why not?
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