At the Edison Festival of Light this past weekend, where soldiers ride around shooting up downtown as part of the parade, I saw something else that squares even less with what I expect of life. A guy was selling cell phone holsters. I admit you sure don’t want to carry it in your hand all day. And God knows you can’t just leave it home. Or in the toilet. So I get all that. But he had a poster up that read: “HANDS FREE TO ENJOY LIFE”. I guess I’m down with that too. But that caption was over a picture of somebody golfing.
I’m sure there was a lot more meaning there but all I can get is these days, you have to get a cell phone holster so you can golf.
What a poor thing life has become.