Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Zero tolerance

You gotta love a society that makes a great show of trying to keep kids off drugs while televising an ad on major league baseball presenting four guys who easily could be high school age having a great time together because each of them, at long last, holds a bottle of beer in a public venue. The closing caption reads “The good times are waiting.”

Yep. Just hang in there kids, in your presently dull beerless life. Soon you won’t have to try to figure out how to have a good time with all your faculties operating. You can just get inebriated. You’ll be grown-ups. And hey - as long as you’re getting drunk, you might as well get out there and drive around a little. Maybe do some texting while you’re at it. It’s all good. But never, ever forget – Don’t do drugs!

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