America – where people walk around looking at a telephone that's smarter than they are in one hand and a “fidget” toy in the other. Apparently our stupidness is limited only by our number of appendages. Anybody who says “Not my president” just doesn't get the joke.

There is wit in every twit.

Never bring a bluegill to a tarpon fight.

Barnes ain't Noble

If cows learned to read, people would stop doing it.

...from Bass Fishing in Outer Space

Unruly Germans

Finding himself in a vacuum of enforced rules, a German will seek out some that he may navigate his day.