Marcus Welby, on hearing his show had been cancelled

"I caught a telephone looking out the window.  It was gazing steadily at a telephone pole.  I wondered if it sensed a connection, like a football looking at a pig." 

-  from Bass Fishing in Outer Space

                                                               

a third party called the antidote?

There is little joy in choosing between getting  poisoned and being contaminated and this describes our present two- party system of oppression. Democrats must be invited in, elected as it were, to make us sick, while it feels like just touching a Republican would do it.

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How odd it seems, that half of Americans prefer their representatives God fearing, when the government as an entity clearly is not, unless it pays homage to God by wreaking havoc among His humblest children. Perhaps this is the Biblical basis for decrying domestic abortion while applauding its export in war.

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Phones are smart only compared to the people fingering them, as could be said of turds.