Selling books last weekend at the Cortez Seafood and Levine Festival and discovered there's a new humanoid on the block. Not sure if this is a race or species or just the latest sign of the devolution of our cherished brand, but here it is:

Perfectly normal looking young woman walks by my booth.

“I'm selling my books,” I say jubilantly, expecting this to greatly excite her. “Got my hit novel right here.”

Never slowing down, she turns her head my way and says, “I'm a Kindle Person.”

I'm not sure if this means she was created by Amazon Kindle or she joined a cult that worships Kindle. Whichever, it may be a chilling portent of things to come. The battle lines are being drawn.