Sure, Lady Gaga's pretty good but I'm hoping all patriotic Americans, not just New Englanders, are on board with the Mars program, especially after viewing The Martian. Who needs Earth anyway? This is our true manifest destiny. The Indians were small potatoes. In fact there probably was one named Small Potatoes. Never got 'em out of Cleveland but who wants to live there anyway? Yep, for mazillions of moon years New Englanders have been hopscotching across the galaxy defeating native football teams, telling everybody how they do it up Nawth and developing the requisite technology and social hysteria to spread our seed in the form of Dick Cheney and Laura Bush just as the last ounce of air is sucked from the respective football. So what if there's still a little oil left. Why try to resuscitate week old roadkill? It's time to move on everybody. My only reservation is the choice of our next planet. It looks like we've already been to Mars.
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