The future is a wonderful dream and the past a recurring nightmare.  Then the roles reverse.

 

OUC is requesting that Orlando residents conserve water so liquid oxygen can be diverted to rescue covid patients. But selfish Orlandoans have not answered the call, consumption dropping only slightly from 90 million gallanos to 85 million. Meanwhile the city is setting an amazing example by doing its part: according to channel 6, instead of washing the Lynxx buses every day, they're only doing it every other day. This shows how serious the situation is and how seriously our conscentious city government is taking it. Why can't the residents try to be as great?

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