ghost mortem

On the occasion of the Presidential Unniggeration of our nation for the salvation of this Jenneration, let me just say without malice aforethought that to hell with it all is not such a poor thought.   In the receiving line I noticed Barry had to briefly tarry but Uncle Joe just let it pass, might have been gas but not to con him, Joe just didn't want to get any donald on him.

While stromboling in Deland's New York Pizza I glimpsed the Unniggeral Ball where Donald Frump and his woman were not perzactly zoomin and the tv nation reelin' mustabeen sharin' my feelin' that the guy cut a rug only to place it on his ceilin'.  Then Mike Pense and his indelicate mate swirled close by and  in the slug-like perfection of those proximate whirpools the U.S. became uncool  while buzzards started to drool at the aspect of this ghoul and the worst of the worst rehearsed and got in line first.  But somewhere birds are tweeting, dolphins still make love in the water and earthworms aerate the soil, humans already strange enough to them without trying to understand this latest lack of oil.

I noticed this mornin the sun a little late warmin this self indulgent palace run by the callous and the moon ain't so gibbous when it just got to rib us and the dog ain't got a bone but maybe it is just the Twilight Zone.

fast and furious

The upcoming inauguration proves that sometimes the dog does catch the car.

the sheriff is near

to whomever you are out there,  my head emptied out the other day due to circumstances beyond my control and it plum ran out of things to say.   If anything gets back in there, i will try to write it immediately lest thoughts and such should regain a toehold.

keeping up

From Aeteoroa a person easily can conclude that most people who claim, usually unsolicited, the United States as the world's greatest country probably haven't visited this land of meat pies, relentless scenery and human kiwis.  In fact while Earth most certainly is the greatest planet in the known solar system, I often wonder why it is important to some Americans to say the land they occupy has won this nonexistent contest.  Isn't "Greatest Damn Planet" good enough for them?   I also wonder if they would claim it wherever they lived: Iraq, Israel, Texas is the greatest country in the world.  And yes, I still wonder whether Goofy is a dog or a planet.